In the latest Halo episode, Master Chief does the Covenant

Spoilers for Halo followAre you still here?Are you sitting down?OK.In the latest episode of Halo, Master Chief Petty Officer John-117 fucks. I laughed a full minute, upsetting my napping dog and my working partner.Whether the Master Chief and Spartans in general fuck is a relatively new question, traceable to, of all things, a dril tweet.my main issue with "master chief fucks cortana" is if you read the halo novels youd know the space suit automatically jacks master chief offWith dril’s brand of unhinged tweeting as the catalyst, people started posting fake images of pages from Eric Nylund’s The Fall of Reach featuring a passage describing that the functions of a Mjolnir power suit also include a “sexual stimulant.”Though the images were fake, a write-up of the incident at the time in Kotaku noted that Halo developers did not confirm or deny if Mjolnir armor is ribbed for Spartans’ pleasure. While the Halo TV show doesn’t have its own tag yet, I can already see fics cropping up featuring John and Makee, John and Cortana, and, to my great pleasure, Miranda Keyes and Spartan Kai-125.